i have had this account for nine months and have managed to accumulate a whopping total of zero interweb friends.
a) sarcasm doesn't really take effect online too well
b) not really bothered by friendlessness, i just feel like quite the prick for sporadically uploading 'deviations', as of tonight.

do i need an excuse? well, kind of, yeah...
but i ran out of those millions of centuries ago, much beyond BC.
tis all.